[轉錄][創作] 兩分男正夯--我只要兩分鐘
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作者: pp3435 (趙兄託你幫我辦點事) 看板: sex
標題: [創作] 兩分男正夯--我只要兩分鐘
時間: Tue Nov 4 16:05:25 2008
試聽網址:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/pp3435/15248308
我只要兩分鐘
故事的開始 永和中醫診所
裝成我朋友 女主角來踢爆
討厭我自己 自己的那爛身體
對不起 無法滿足妳
做愛的時間 不夠煮碗泡麵
我的交友圈 是樂團叫虹天
如果能重來 不會被鄉民發現
持久液壯陽藥不嫌貴
再給我兩分鐘 讓我把精液都給妳
別哭哭掉眼淚 你上西斯版發問讓我難堪
現在兩分男紅了吧 現在兩分男紅了吧
不能在耍酷 我想幹妳老木!
※原歌曲名:周杰倫的『最長的電影』
作詞/作曲者:作詞:周杰倫,作曲:周杰倫
改詞:今晚打老虎 亂唱:今晚打老虎
◎在西斯版看到這樣一個故事,聽到兩分鐘,馬上想到這首歌,忍不住就改了。
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