[轉錄]Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交
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作者: fjumonkey (一起看著雲發呆吧) 看板: sex
標題: Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交
時間: Wed Apr 12 21:08:53 2006
※ 引述《GYBE (～狂戀紹偉～)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《fdfdfdfd51 (.....)》之銘言：
: : 奇怪,你國小是沒上過音樂課嗎?
: : 吹直笛的時候,老師不都叫你把舌頭用力頂住直笛的那個洞?
: : 這不就跟口交要用舌頭纏繞馬眼一樣嗎?
: : 吹簫跟吹直笛原理應該差不多
: : 所以吹簫跟口交的原理應該差不多...
: 兒歌紫竹調
: 一根紫竹直苗苗，送給寶寶做管簫，
: 簫兒對正口，口兒對正簫，簫中吹出時興調，
: 小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，啊～～～。
.....
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(老是PO這種回答文 很容易讓人家以為我是變態色魔....)
其實我只是剛好知道典故而已 ^^b
其實這是相傳很久很久以前 一個員外姓陸 有一獨子 (名:卡卡)
剛滿16歲時就與青梅竹馬的鄰居漢家小女兒 (名:鮑鮑) 成親了....
因為古代人早婚
雙方又沒經驗 爹親娘親特地交代兒子在洞房花燭夜時
以這首歌來提醒自己如何帶領 剛過門的寶貝媳婦兒....
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