話說
懶人我有一對夫妻朋友 同時愛上光陰
本來以為中毒比較深的是老婆
那天跟他們一起聊天看電視時
老婆問老公:如果你是一元,你會怎麼做?
結果 她老公回頭深情款款的看著她說:如果我是一元,那你就是我的孫一美
...當場一群路人全部黑掉...
原來這也可以當情話orz
之後老婆私下跟我們說
有次半夜她老公突然把她搖醒,
問她:我是圓的還是扁的?你要圓的還是扁的?
她氣到回他 :你再吵我睡覺我就把你從圓的揍成扁的\__/+
原來他們家中毒最深的是老公...=.="
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