推文很好笑[18禁]
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: OoOo000 (喔) 看板: sex
標題: 我的新絕招 ─ 旋風霹靂屌
時間: Tue Nov 23 21:18:40 2004
最近我在打炮的時候,突然靈感來了,我想開發出性愛新絕招,
於是我掏出我 22.4 公分的長屌,昂然而立,
正如我之前說過的,
我是一位科學家兼藝術學者,所以呢,
我融合我物理學的深厚認知與造詣,以及力學的美感概念,
於是,我就我的臀部做為基點,
在水平面做等速率圓周運動,在鉛直線做上下簡諧運動,
我的老二便開始高速旋轉,形成一股暴風,
我大聲吆喝:『 喝啊!飛天御屌流奧義 ─ 旋風霹靂屌!!! 』
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