[轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑

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※ [本文轉錄自 CSMU-MTSB 看板] 作者: xz1015 (xz1015) 看板: CSMU-MTSB 標題: [轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 10:39:47 2007 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007 ~~前文恕刪~~ 我朋友真的在面試鬧過..... 我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試 面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外 因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演 我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌 他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備) 然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea 當面試官要他才藝表演的時候: 面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢? 我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人 面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...) 面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧 我朋友:好的~~~開始計時! 我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山 他做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡 面試官:那下一個? 我朋友:接下來是蔣中正 然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡 面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了 我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒? 面試官:恩~~還有30秒 我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完 於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 然後說: 這是黃花崗七十二烈士 面試官聽說笑了蠻久........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.39.67
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04/22 02:02,
...那他上了嗎？
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04/22 02:02,
靠么 我也笑了拉
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那他上了嗎？
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XD
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這笑點真～～～來～～～～勁～～～～阿～～
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※ robertelvis:轉錄至看板 joke 04/22 02:04
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XDD
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有笑有推
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XD
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好歡樂阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/22 02:09,
這個好!
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04/22 02:09,
上了上了....有創意
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有上嗎？超有創意耶！
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有效有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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轉錄至看板 StupidClown
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上了上了！
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超有創意的,不上真的說不過去XDDDDDDDDD
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XD上啦上啦
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哭妖的~我笑到停不下來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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賭的真大，不過創意無限XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXD 後勁好強 笑死了
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GOOD
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還有 137 則推文
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這太屌了
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※ smallph01:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACC90a 04/22 08:44
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04/22 08:58,
very good!
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XDDDDD 好聰明
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太好笑了拉!!
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金靠北 假靠北 舊靠北 金假舊靠北~你朋友太好笑了!!
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這是黃花崗七十二烈士　ＸＤ　大推你朋友的臨場反應，讚！
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那我來模仿300個人好了300壯士..哈哈
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※ chieh3210:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACC94b 04/22 09:55
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD最後上了沒丫..好有創意
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不錯...
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兩年前我朋友就玩過了說.....那時候也笑很久....
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我朋友還把梁山伯108好漢+進去的樣子...= =+
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如果主考官很讓人賭爛我就表演南京大屠殺好了
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真的第一次在PTT讓我笑的這麼爽
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔
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真的很強 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了
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整個好笑哈
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04/25 11:42, , 1F
唔~這個人後來不是說被錄取了?實踐大學大傳學院的~
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