[轉錄][耍笨] 暖暖包(解剖學沒教到的事)

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: tootaslis (胖子) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [耍笨] 暖暖包 時間: Fri Jan 20 12:42:44 2006 我是一個物理治療師 每天早上會有很多阿媽阿公來做復建推拿 事情發生在寒流來襲的冬天早上 一個叫"常奶奶"的肥胖阿媽 照例推著輪椅進了治療室 就在她移位坐到治療床邊後 我拉了一把椅子坐在她身邊 突然發現他圓滾滾的肚子上有一包圓圓的東西 基於好奇 我邊用手去捏兩下邊問到 "阿媽,你馬用暖暖包喔??這ㄟ燒摸"(跟阿媽說話都講台語) 阿媽突然抬頭 望著我的臉 停頓三秒鐘 "黑是ㄋㄟ啦" 我看著阿媽的臉 時間又停頓三秒鐘 "來,阿媽,你腰有比較好嗎??" 我嚇到開始講國語了 馬上轉移話題 就這樣把場面帶過去 事後我學到解剖學沒學到的事 "原來胸部也會出現在肚子前面" -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.116.195.139

01/20 12:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 12:49,
......辛苦你了
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01/20 12:54,
XD
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01/20 12:56,
黑是ㄋㄟ啦........口合口合...月土子痛~~XD..
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01/20 13:05,
推....黑是ㄋㄟ啦 ^^"
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01/20 13:16,
我在辦公室校死了
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01/20 13:19,
對不起,實在太好笑了
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01/20 13:21,
笑翻了XDDDD
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01/20 13:27,
XD
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01/20 13:29,
憋著笑,好痛苦啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 13:39,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~
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01/20 13:40,
嗯...那你跟阿嬤後來有在一起嗎?....
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01/20 13:42,
黑是ㄋㄟ啦 五燒摸 ≧▽≦
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01/20 13:43,
靠夭,笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 13:45,
超好笑:DDD
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01/20 13:46,
你分明想吃重口味的XDDDD
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01/20 13:46,
觸感如何…(羞)
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01/20 13:52,
原PO是男是女呀?真的很好笑捏!
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01/20 13:55,
XD
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01/20 13:55,
很好笑!不過阿嬤被白捏了兩下耶
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01/20 13:58,
容我喊您一聲瓦哥!!XDDD!!
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01/20 14:00,
先承認你是瓦哥再說...(害我差點噴飲料了)XDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 14:02,
爆笑~
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01/20 14:01,
笑到流眼淚.......本日最好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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01/20 14:05,
!!!!!XD
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嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎~~~~~~~~~
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01/20 14:06,
該"推不是一巴掌就是一輩子"嗎?
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╭────────╮
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01/20 14:16,
不能推圖 Orz
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01/20 14:16,
阿媽心中或許是一陣感動(很久沒男人這麼直接了)
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01/20 14:19,
哈哈哈!!!超好笑的啦!!!
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01/20 14:21,
這個好笑XD...哈哈哈!!
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01/20 14:28,
哈阿哈阿哈阿哈哈....XDDDD
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01/20 14:31,
XD
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還有 62 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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XD
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01/20 18:42,
XD..............我笑死了...........
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01/20 18:50,
好笑 ̄▽ ̄||
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01/20 18:51,
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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01/20 18:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你非禮阿媽
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01/20 19:00,
噗哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 19:09,
滿分!!!!!!!!!
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01/20 19:21,
太好笑了..........y
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01/20 19:33,
有沒有看到 這就是波霸的附加功用, 老了可當暖暖包 XD!!
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01/20 20:06,
在一起在一起
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01/20 20:35,
太屌了啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01/20 21:05,
我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/20 21:08,
超尷尬的~~~哈哈哈~~^^
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scientist:轉錄至看板 PT-93 01/20 21:16

01/20 21:16,
XDXDXD 這就叫做"奶暖包嗎"??
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01/20 21:35,
經典
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01/20 22:09,
我邊用手去捏兩下邊問到
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XDDDDDDD
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01/20 23:06,
黑是ㄋㄟ啦XDXDXDXXXDXDXDXD
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Kamiosu:轉錄至看板 joke 01/20 23:22

01/20 23:46,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!!
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01/20 23:54,
一定要m的啦
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01/21 00:08,
阿媽有受過專業的奶暖包訓練...
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稻中桌球社..........
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01/21 00:15,
我快笑死了
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01/21 00:18,
好好笑XD…
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到翻!
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01/21 00:45,
阿媽OS:林周媽哈就故哇....
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01/21 01:01,
(羞) 有西斯到
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