[灑花] 人客,你要不要一份馬鈴薯套餐?
在某個8/30的夜黑風高的夜晚,一個MSN的對話就此展開
如果這是"正常的"言情小說,男主角是會趁機和女主角互說甜蜜的愛意…
但殘念的是,這兒不是童話也不是ROMEO AND JULIET的故事世界,
走錯地方的讀者左上角有一個叫做「上一頁」的按鈕,看到不?
要是你是走錯了的話,便乖乖按下去好了,這兒絕對沒有你想看的劇情。
而8/30那天兩位第一支舞的主持人他們的對話是這樣滴
某個"疑似"杏仁核有損壞的人:聽說你9/30生日歐
壽星:<有點無言>是阿,怎麼?
某個"肯定"杏仁核有損壞的人:那你生日標題的梗自己想好後再告訴我.
壽星:……………………
所以這樣的兩位要掰出第一支舞的浪漫愛情劇本果然還是難了點.
好啦,重點是
祝
那位身上有種含蓄清雅,
宛若謫仙般的氣質
隱忍而又高雅的品德
和閃爍璀璨光芒無人能及的智慧的"馬大"
生日快樂
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