[心得] 我恨影印店,所以召喚老何幫我出氣!
一、台南市育樂街某家影印店,晚上九點多......
員工(雙手抱胸,斜眼屌樣):「I'm sorry. But we were closed!」
老何(雙手插腰、歪頭):「Closed? Your Door is still open!」
員工:「So what? Kiss my ass!」
版本一:老何(戴上墨鏡):「If I would, I will use my feet!」
版本二:老何(戴上墨鏡):「In Miami, WE NEVER CLOSE!」
二、伊拉克法庭上(純幻想......)
海珊:(大喊):「我沒有罪!阿拉最偉大!伊拉克萬歲!」
老何(戴上墨鏡):「或許阿拉最偉大,但你最該死;
或許伊拉克萬歲,但你只剩一個月的壽命了!」
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