[轉錄][無言]賴打的逆襲

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: deny0022 (你學長勒) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [無言]賴打的逆襲 時間: Sun Mar 25 13:51:57 2007 話說今天早上六點... 是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌)) 大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器)) 於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發 今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的................... 一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草 一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；) 一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 煙 一支接著一支.............. 一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了.... 我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙 我就先燒大張的.................... 此時雨開始有點變大 大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度 ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ 就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a 我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶 但是....就是打不起來!!!! 我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣 我:賴打((遞)) 全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～ 我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來 爸: X!!奧賴打!!! 此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了 我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!! 阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時.... 恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 瞬間...大家愣住了 (．＿．?) 下一刻.... 幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!! 五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 金爐發生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a 金爐有點裂開.... 不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 (￣ー￣；) 阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 眾親戚:............................................. 所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!! 果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●；－_－)● P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== == -- 無名:http://www.wretch.cc/album/shengda -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.126.103
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03/25 13:53,
XD好笑
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03/25 13:54,
番仔火+醬油似乎也不錯...
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03/25 13:53,
阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!!
03/25 13:53
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03/25 13:57,
火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
03/25 13:57
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03/25 13:57,
好笑~
03/25 13:57
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03/25 13:59,
三樓害我噴玉米濃湯
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03/25 13:59,
有好笑到XD
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03/25 14:04,
XDDDDDDDDD三樓的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 14:04,
我覺得你爸很有王火旺的fu (頑劣家族)
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03/25 14:09,
三樓有經驗?
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03/25 14:26,
[超幹] 今年清明 子孫把我放錢的保險箱炸裂了
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03/25 14:33,
三樓害我肚子痛...
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03/25 14:38,
3樓.. XD
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03/25 14:39,
三樓經典啊
03/25 14:39
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03/25 14:42,
哈哈...專業換3樓當!!!
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03/25 14:44,
原PO好笑! 三樓讚! XDDDD
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03/25 14:46,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 14:50,
XDD
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03/25 14:53,
三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 14:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 14:55,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:03,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:03,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑!
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03/25 15:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:06,
3F 畫龍點睛
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03/25 15:07,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:18,
三樓太棒!
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03/25 15:19,
推賴打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:20,
好像抓狂一族的劇情 囧rz
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03/25 15:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:24,
.............原po真早起床阿...
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03/25 15:26,
樓上是教主耶..好久不見喔
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03/25 15:31,
因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
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03/25 16:10,
3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 16:11,
阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
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03/25 16:22,
3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 16:31,
XD
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03/25 16:37,
3樓專業XDDDDDDDD
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03/25 16:38,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 16:45,
因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
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03/25 16:48,
其實是阿祖顯靈啦!! 這篇太好笑了!!!
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03/25 16:56,
XDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:05,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:05,
這1、2天掃墓~請問你們是客家人嗎?因為這幾天很多客家掃墓?
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03/25 17:10,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:12,
有笑有推
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03/25 17:21,
推三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:41,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:41,
XDDDDDDD 有笑有推 以後專業的就換3樓啦~~~
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03/25 17:45,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 17:47,
推原po和三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 18:01,
XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 18:15,
推爆推爆！
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03/25 18:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 !!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 18:31,
XDDDDDDDD
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03/25 18:48,
幹超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 18:50,
3F XD
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03/25 18:59,
3F～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 19:00,
我好久沒有狂笑了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 19:05,
看笨版長知識---原來要先落跑阿(記)
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03/25 19:09,
你爸.....
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03/25 19:21,
XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 19:39,
3樓專業
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03/25 19:39,
哈.感謝3F.幫我潤文(~^O^~).我們只是剛好大家都有空就去
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03/25 19:40,
不是客家人..^^
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03/25 19:51,
哈哈　　三樓超好笑
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03/25 19:54,
阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!!
03/25 19:54
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03/25 19:55,
推三樓～～～
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03/25 20:03,
呵呵
03/25 20:03
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03/25 20:22,
三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 20:34,
果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴. 推~~
03/25 20:34
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03/25 20:59,
XDDDDD
03/25 20:59
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03/25 21:18,
有笑有推喔
03/25 21:18
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03/25 21:37, , 1F
XD
03/25 21:37, 1F
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03/25 21:40, , 2F
差點噴奶茶
03/25 21:40, 2F
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03/25 21:42, , 3F
這個好笑...
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03/26 21:24, , 4F
真humor!
03/26 21:24, 4F
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03/28 14:00, , 5F
請問樓上大俠是哪位? 好像第一次看過這哀滴
03/28 14:00, 5F
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03/28 20:30, , 6F
是盧龜...
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03/29 20:19, , 8F
尻!孟峰你洩我底 本想再隱姓埋名一陣子的
03/29 20:19, 8F
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03/30 16:04, , 9F
盧龜你死定了...鋒又給我打錯= =++
03/30 16:04, 9F
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