[閒聊] 提供親愛的同學打工笑話分享 順便小抱怨
小抱怨ㄧ下 不知道小樹會部會叫人家刪文ˊˋ
男人真的不安分 有錢的男人更不安分 ((當然我不敢說全部= =會被打死
不要以為你有幾個錢就了不起了
你要給 我還閑髒了我的手
話題太嚴肅了
補西斯又太18禁了
我是氣質M不能做這種事
所以犧牲小我補個笑話
以下真人真事
剛上班一個禮拜
老闆真的對我不錯
(老闆:就你們2個店員 跑掉了我怎麼辦)
工作非常輕鬆
補餅乾、拿冰桶、遞酒、買單
大部分都在聊天打發時間
這都不是重點
重點是
前兩天
ㄧ個熟客(大億麗X的廚師)
親切的叫了我ㄧ聲
客人:小M~~!
M:嘎? ((投給他疑惑的眼神
客人的手指在桌面上的帳單和酒瓶轉了轉
正常的意思是要結帳 對吧?
可是天真單純的我...竟然
M:阿~~幹麻?? ((一邊投以疑惑的眼神 ㄧ邊轉圈圈
原地轉圈圈...原地轉圈圈...原地轉圈圈...原地轉圈圈...原地轉圈圈...原地轉圈圈...
(足足轉了三圈)
客人:......((手指停住
老闆:o_o
同事:==|||
然後.......
小小的店面爆出史無前例、空前絕後、無人能擋的大笑聲...--||||
還有很噁心的屍塊在地上打滾
我免費提供老闆一則永遠流傳媲美鎮店之寶的笑話
從此以後
我結帳前
再也逃脫不出轉圈圈的命運了...
第一次的處女笑話獻出來了
覺得不好笑的人
也請給我用力大笑三聲
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