[外電] Chien-Ming Wrong again: How did we let

看板CMWang作者 (王星星)時間11年前 (2013/06/23 22:14), 編輯推噓18(1808)
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記得那位超級喜歡建仔,為了他的離開還做了一首歌的洋基迷嗎,他對建仔的這次好表現 有何表示呢~ http://0rz.tw/os1G3 Sunday, June 23, 2013 Chien-Ming Wrong again: How did we let Wang go? Posted by el duque at 8:48 AM Write this down: The worst thing that ever happened happened on June 2, 2013. That day, as Kim and Kanye prepared to birth their devil child and Americans began their snoopy eavesdropping on the privacy of the National Security Agency - which has secretly thwarted dozens of terrorist plots. (I can relate because - well - I too have thwarted several) - the Yankee season, and perhaps the Yankee empire, collapsed. Ever since that date, when the Yankees allowed Chien-Ming Wang to sign with Toronto, we have been adrift, while our losses have been piling up like apologies from Paula Deen. Yesterday, Wang again pitched into the seventh inning, and Toronto again won. Their season has turned. Canada, which can't even win in hockey, is smiling again. Why? Because we thought - bogusly - that we had so much pitching - no, too much pitching - that we didn't need another solid major league starter. No, when we got up in the middle of the night to pee, we were stepping on pitchers - they were infesting Yankee Stadium. Everywhere you looked, there were pitchers - in the refrigerator, in the showers, behind the water cooler - oh, we needed to get rid of them. And, of course, Phil Hughes was doing so well! Why, he was on the cusp of regaining his All-Star touch. And the "kid," Vidal Nuno had been sent to Scranton despite pitching so well, and then there was Michael Pineda, who's motto is "Always on the way!" Oh, the last thing we needed was a former great Yankee pitcher who was trying to make a comeback with his old team. Now, we're waiting for Ivan Nova, which is like waiting for bunion surgery. Chien-Ming Wang is pitching for the Blue Jays. Gah. That's all I can say. Gah. -- 一段將"好人卡"變成"喜帖"的愛情故事 http://goo.gl/OSMqg 脫衣秀(無圖) http://goo.gl/p3xfP -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.168.166.245

06/23 22:29, , 1F
Gah是...?
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06/23 22:35, , 2F
嘎…
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06/23 22:38, , 3F
美式用法,類似台灣「靠」的語氣...表示無奈
06/23 22:38, 3F

06/23 22:40, , 4F
王現在效力於藍鳥。唉~我只能這樣說了。唉~
06/23 22:40, 4F

06/23 22:46, , 5F
Gah,
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06/23 23:26, , 6F
原文底下有些評論好好笑~連Brad Pitt 都出來了, XDD
06/23 23:26, 6F

06/23 23:26, , 7F
gah加n就像e04了
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06/23 23:32, , 8F
底下評論都超酸的 XDDD
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06/23 23:32, , 9F
Brad Pitt does better job than Cashman XDDDDDD
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06/23 23:35, , 10F
大概是因為最近Brad承認自己有人臉辨識障礙的關係吧
06/23 23:35, 10F

06/23 23:41, , 11F
是因為Brad Pitt在魔球這部片演GM吧
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06/23 23:42, , 12F
太有梗啦 XD
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06/24 01:16, , 13F
有點像是God的縮寫~~像是Oh my gah....
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06/24 01:32, , 14F
Brad Pitt就演豆爺咩 今年運動家又更猛了 豆爺真的神
06/24 01:32, 14F

06/24 07:11, , 15F
反正棒球還滿像一場賭博的,押對寶球隊就賺錢
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06/24 07:12, , 16F
押錯寶球隊就賠錢
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06/24 07:12, , 17F
如果你不會看人,那也沒辦法了
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06/24 07:33, , 18F
真的是檸檬汁文
06/24 07:33, 18F

06/24 11:44, , 19F
可是台灣雞迷說他們不缺一個表現沒比雜魚好又要領2.5M的
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06/24 11:46, , 20F
過氣痛痛人耶 科
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06/24 11:47, , 21F
連囧拉第也說他們不缺球速只有88mph左右的投手
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06/24 16:53, , 22F
請求翻譯蒟蒻支援ORZ
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06/24 23:02, , 23F
Brad Pitt XDDDD
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06/25 00:05, , 24F
好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈
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06/27 08:30, , 25F
" Next time you jump out of a plane Brian,
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06/27 08:31, , 26F
don't bother with the parachute" lol
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