[轉錄][感想] 只會在電影與漫畫中出現的醫院亂象
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作者: silihwala (大醫院小師公) 看板: medstudent
標題: [感想] 只會在電影與漫畫中出現的醫院亂象
時間: Fri Mar 13 19:01:56 2009
1.醫生為女病患聽診時會要她脫光上衣,有時會連褲子也脱掉只剩內褲
2.不論哪一科醫生看診時頭上都會戴反射鏡
3.女醫師總是性感又風騷,整天閒閒沒事勾引宅男病患
4.護士青一色是剛從護校畢業的小護士,一副笨笨什麼都不懂的樣子
(真實生活裡那些讓年輕醫生怕怕的的凶悍資深護士絕不會出現)
5.所有的針劑都是肌肉注射,讓病人痛得唉唉叫,經常有護士以"再不乖就要打針喔!"
來威脅病人
6.所有疾病最終解決之道都是開刀
7.承上,都會給一位有神之手號稱的的外科醫生開刀,
而這位醫生從頭到腳任何部位的刀都會開
8.承上,這位神之手醫生一定會有皮膚的缺損,像是臉上有植皮,胸口有巨大的傷疤
或是掌印,背部有龍紋刺青
8.承上,開刀時病人只要戴上面罩,吸入一些麻藥就完成全身麻醉
9.承上,外科醫生無菌概念都很差,會戴著手套亂摸非無菌區,
像是鼻樑上的的眼鏡或是刷手護士的屁股
10.不同科的病人會住同一間病房,如做眼角膜移植的病人隔壁床是一個開腦瘤的小女孩
11.年輕病人得的不是腦瘤就是白血病,而且最後都會在醫院往生,
沒有任何一人能達到complete remission
12.病人只要心跳停止一定就會電擊,不論是否為pulseless VT or VF (ACLS沒學好?)
13...暫時還沒想到,有待眾強者陸續再補遺
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