[閃屁] 有人在看不良校花的嗎??
氣質 不是一天可以養成的
屁^2 也不是一天可以養大的
然而這個世上居然有人能夠同時擁有氣質與大屁
這...這實在是太超過了!
雖然任何食物只要接近她大屁方圓一公尺以內
馬上變成她身體的一部份
不過 想必這正是維持氣質以及勻稱身材的秘密阿~禾斗禾斗
除了陽光 空氣 水 食物
電視也是她生命不可或缺的能量來源
經過換算,在她體內的能量吸收效率
翻滾吧蛋炒飯:鋤燒=10000:1
因此裝一台電視在肚子上 或許是最環保 最節能的攝食方式喔^.<
吸收這麼多養分 到底要做什麼用咧??
當然是閒來無事就放放閃光彈
在萬丈光芒交互輝映之下 本人的身軀也就更加顯得玲瓏窈窕囉
還有還有
據說深藏不露這麼久之後 又要再一次向M49書卷挑戰啦!
希望這個願望 在新的一年可以實現~
看了這麼多
揪~~~~~~~~~~~~~竟說的是誰咧?
沒錯 你猜對啦!就是我們今天的壽星
大屁屁呂宜玲
今天要度過22歲(!)生日囉~
那就請大家一起對他大喊:
生日快樂,閃屁啊!
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