[轉錄]性姿勢

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: greenday1006 (人心中都有安全期) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 性姿勢 時間: Fri Nov 16 12:16:24 2007 以下要講的是跟大家說 ○" 這姿勢的危險性 )) ○r27\" 話說之前讀書讀到一半~忽然我室友A的女友很大聲在罵我室友 而且好像還有在哭~然後就聽到很大的甩門聲~就看他女友衝下樓了 我跟我另一個室友B趕快跑到我我室友A的房間去~看到我室友沒穿衣服在找他內褲 整個畫面就很不健康...然後他找到後就急急忙忙穿上內褲就衝下樓找他女友 後來問他才知道~原來他在跟他女友交配時 (請看示意圖) / / 牆 / / 要去了~○ )) 嗯嗯 ○r27\" 到最後衝刺過程~太大力~結果他女朋友就頭撞到牆好幾下~而且是超大力 / / 牆 / ○ (太專注完全沒發覺出人命的室友A) )) 碰碰- 冏r27\" 之後他女友就哭了~然後一直罵他~穿好衣服拿好騎車回家... 好死不死我室友B剛在外面停車處洗好車~整個花崗岩地板都是濕的 我室友A衝下樓看他女朋友發動機車要走了~情急之下抓住機車後面就是後坐在手 撐住的地方~結果他女朋友整個滑倒犁田....2次傷害... 接下來根本就在演分手擂台~她拿安全帽打我朋友~又脫鞋子要追打我朋友 結果追我朋友的時候又滑倒了...最後2個抱在一起哭... 比民視意難忘還精采...所以提醒各位要使用這姿勢一定要注意周邊環境 還有女友要打妳~假如不會很痛就讓她槌一下~不然她會很衰一直滑倒... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 222.156.72.34
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好危險
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這個太好笑了 ....
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推"比民視意難忘還精采"=口=
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大推呀!!!!!!!!!!
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真歡樂...
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男生要用保險套，女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶!
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感情更融洽了吧
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很想推爆這篇 因為他害我上課直接笑出來了 orz
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推 比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD
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豪豪笑
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我不爭氣的笑了 囧"
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男生要用保險套，女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶
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靠杯...滿分！　　　　笑翻了
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推 比民視意難忘還精采XD 現在不是愛了嗎？
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好沒愛心的笑了!! 哈哈~~~~~~~
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精采耶XDDDD
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借轉 謝謝
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※ ptt789789:轉錄至看板 b962040XX 11/17 00:14
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真的是太好笑了啦!!
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※ ZXEVA:轉錄至看板 CH7th310 11/17 03:19
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借轉真放槍假高潮版。＜ˍ　ˍ＞
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※ ician:轉錄至看板 DTJH_322 11/17 03:48
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一大早就好開心 XDD
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同意樓上的~好開心喔~
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