[問題] 義大利人講英文
真的是這樣嗎?
http://tknet.tku.edu.tw/~u7510506/Italiantomalta.mp3
one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a
breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings
me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she
tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
me...I wanna fork on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the
table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the
toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and
I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!
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