[轉錄]番茄醬的故事

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: purinfocus (想‧幸福) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 番茄降的故事~ 時間: Thu Apr 21 14:40:17 2005 某日 purin跟室友去麥當勞吃東西 可愛的室友玩起番茄醬~邊玩邊說 "跟你說喔~麥當勞的番茄醬會爆喔" 只見我室友越玩越開心....我心中os(最好是會爆啦...耍笨阿~連醬包都要玩) 突然..."啪"的一聲....... \(￣□￣!!)/爆啦~~番茄醬爆啦.....噴的我同學滿臉都是~~~ 只見邊邊有個拖地的工讀生抱著拖把雙肩不停抽搐..... 兩個在邊邊看報紙的男人趕忙用報紙遮住臉...報紙不斷的抖動中 我同學揮淚...."阿....怎麼會這樣...." 接下來就直奔廁所洗臉去 丟臉死了....咦?還有一包番茄醬耶.... = =我不知道哪跟筋不對...拿起剛剛在文具店買的刀片 在剩下的醬包上輕輕畫兩下...咦?還好嘛...哪那麼容易破阿... 默默的把醬包放回原位 我可憐同學洗完臉回到座位 "後....居然會報耶...有夠丟臉...你不要給我去學校亂說喔！殺你滅口" 接下來他拿起桌上僅存的番茄醬包 "你怎麼會爆呢...怎麼看都......"又把醬包平拉扯了兩下 突然"嘶"的一聲........... 剛剛畫過的地方裂開啦.....><" 於是乎...我同學臉上....畫了兩條====番茄醬 工讀生終於丟下拖把爆著肚子狂笑 邊邊的兩個男人....趴在桌上狂笑...還垂桌子勒..... 我同學再次揮淚衝進廁所............. <(￣▽￣)a......同學...我對不起妳....讓你被人家笑第二次 同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.146.236
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我的毛了﹗
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DDD
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推沒滅口是錯的 XDDDDD
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真賤XDDDDDDDD
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我不知道他還玩第二次阿
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超好笑 XD
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蕃茄醬是無辜的 XD
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有夠好笑的！在上班要忍笑好痛苦啊~~~~~
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好笑!好笑!>"<
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的
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笑的好爽阿!!! 你真邪惡~~
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以後手段要殘忍一點啊 XDDDD 先滅口再說 XDDDDDD
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靠腰啊 笑死我了 (室友應該絕得我是神經病)
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哇哈哈哈哈哈(打滾)
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我...笑到捶桌子了XD
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可憐的蕃茄醬
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XD 我暴了...
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這一篇會爆嗎?
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一天被顏射兩次 好慘啊!!
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轉joke啦XDDD
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啊哈哈哈哈哈~~~~XDD
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好好笑 XDD　嗯，下次去速食店不能亂玩了
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XD
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推爆
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同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的
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下次玩玩看~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD
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好棒.....XDD
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這個真的很好笑...^O^
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╭───────╮
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│十八銅人10分圖│
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╰───────╯
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┌───┐ ● ┌──┐ ˇ
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│ 10分 │ <□-┤ 10 │ ◎> ┌───┐
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└─┬─┘ ㄦ │ 分 │ /● │ 10 │
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●/ └─╦╩┴─┐│ 分 │
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<▼ \●┌──┐│ 10分 │└─┬─┘
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我的天吶 太好笑了 我肚子好痛,,,,,,,
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XD
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我曾經在我家沙發上捏...結果它爆了...肚子附近
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都是....
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放開那包蕃茄醬...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 厚...這篇超好笑
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借轉寄,謝謝~
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笑死我啦~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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太白爛了
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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笑到肚子痛..
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑 XD
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真是超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈 我笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDD
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這篇真有被推爆的價值XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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在寢室憋笑...很辛苦啊XDDDDD
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原PO真壞!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD~~~~~XD&@C>
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哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幫你祈禱你同學不會來逛...
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XDDDDDDDD 樓下的 你到速食店會試嗎??
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曾經親眼目睹...絕對不敢嘗試阿~XD
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XDDDD
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不會一堆人今天在麥當勞玩起番茄醬吧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可惜沒用V8錄下來XD
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笑到噴宵夜 哈哈哈
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好好笑阿XDXD
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借轉一下，謝謝~^^~
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XDD 超好笑~
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哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑啦
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好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑到肚子痛了…
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靠 ！你害我把爆肝用咖啡噴到螢幕上>"<
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XDXDXDXDD
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