[ika] 囧爆了的宣戰文
以下是官方論壇某個盟對其他盟的宣戰文
pgwin大說看了半天看不懂，小弟就給他翻譯一下啦（翻錯的話還請指正＠＠"）
翻譯完整個笑倒在電腦前
原文：
The reason for this war is that they have refused the following:
1) To deliver 10 Virgins on the first of each month.
2) To deliver 100k of seaweed by a specific date. This is used by Smaa as a
face mask.
3) All the usual crap, no donations, attacking us for no reason etc etc. OK,
this is a lie but I have to give a reason.
翻譯：
宣戰的原因是他們拒絕以下事項
1.每個月第一天繳上10個處女
2.某些特別日子繳上100k海草。這是要給Smaa做面膜的
3.都是普通貨色，沒有捐獻，打我們沒講原因。好吧，這是謊言但我要給個原因
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