[嘗毒] 改裝大宋
本來算不得劇毒,直到我看見一句話……
(背景:趙德方在書房招小弟,看到個精明的家夥)
“這個,回稟殿下,小的從小就記性好,只要是來過我們瓦子一次的大爺,小的都能記住他,還能記得他看了哪出雜耍,叫了幾次好……”
嗯?這小子有點意思,“等等,小子,我再問你,從你進來到現在二皇子喝了幾次茶?”
“六次。”
“我手中的毛筆轉了幾圈?”
“二十三圈。”
“你眼前總共飛過了幾只蒼蠅?”
“三只。”
最好毛筆也能拿來轉……
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可是這樣你會變成 淡墨青衫
※ 編輯: kusowan 來自: 140.109.82.61 (06/16 17:26)
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