[轉錄][耍笨] 撞車

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: Ahriman (心碎了無痕) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [耍笨] 撞車 時間: Wed Mar 29 19:20:06 2006 話說考完大學聯考後兩個月,因為剛考到駕照,所以每天 都快樂地騎著我的小50到處飆車,在巷子裡鑽啊鑽。 不幸就這樣發生了~~ 在一個巷子口,我因為騎得太快,一台車衝出來,我剎車不及, 整台車直直撞上去,車子的車門被我撞凹了一個洞,而我的 小50龍頭整個歪了。 由於他自己也是沒看就衝出來,最後兩人協調各賠各的。 Call了我朋友來載我回去後,我開始感覺不太對,因為肚子異常的痛, ,而且剛剛撞車時,龍頭剛好撞到我的肚子,我心想:「該不會內出血 吧!」叫了我朋友,趕緊去醫院檢查。 醫生問了我的情況後,摸摸我的肚子,幫我照了X光,然後叫我們去外面 等檢驗結果。 過了大約十分鐘,護士叫我們可以進去看片子了,我抱著肚子,在我朋友的 攙扶下慢慢走進去。 醫生將X光片掛在光板上,指著腸胃部份的黑影對我說: 「你大便太多了,去大一大吧!」 .....................Orz............... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.164.88 ※ 編輯: Ahriman 來自: 140.119.164.88 (03/29 19:21)

03/29 19:22,
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03/29 19:25,
我笑了
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03/29 19:40,
哈 還抱著肚子進去 看起來很悲情... 結果是便秘阿 哈哈
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很酷~~
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03/29 21:26,
哈哈哈 好好笑
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03/29 22:02,
肚子好痛.....
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03/29 22:09,
吼,你是多久沒大便啊...滿肚子大便了....
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XD
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XD
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XDD
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歸八豆賽.....
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好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/29 22:58,
朋友應該全部當場大笑..............
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你大便太多了,去大一大吧! 超好笑XDDD
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經點喔
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DDD 超糗的 哈哈
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腦袋順便照一照
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XDy
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我流淚了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/29 23:55,
超好笑
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XDDDDD 仰頭大笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太搞笑拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推id ~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我
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03/30 00:32,
太優質了..本月最好笑阿!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XD
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太好笑了 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/30 00:51,
龍頭把大便震鬆了…會比較方便吧…><
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03/30 00:53,
你大便太多了,去大一大吧!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/30 01:02,
好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/30 01:09,
友情推!!
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大腹便便 ~~
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太好笑了 XD
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XD
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哈哈哈哈啊哈 大笑中 XXXXXXXXXD!!!
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我抱著肚子,在我朋友的攙扶下慢慢走進去..XD
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03/30 05:08,
「你大便太多了,去大一大吧!」
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狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XD
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我噗的噴笑XD
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其實笨點在大便照出來是白的......= =
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XD
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好好笑XDXDXD
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XD本日最好笑!!!!!!
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噗嗤一笑~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到瘋掉
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03/31 11:05,
腦袋順便照一照 => 裡面也是黑黑的...
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