[轉錄]Re: [笑話] 聰明的老雞
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作者: ShellyDuncan (再盲,也要幹你一發HR) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [笑話] 聰明的老雞
時間: Wed Sep 10 23:04:42 2008
在寬廣的美西草原上,牧場主人為省一分是一分。
通常養一百隻母雞,只會養一隻公雞以用於繁殖,
畢竟公的又不會生蛋,買多了也沒用。
一天,牧場主人買了一隻新的年輕的公雞回來
。因為覺得原本養的老公雞也老了,所以找個年輕的來幫忙。
老公雞看到這隻年輕的公雞就氣呼呼的說:你來幹什麼
!我還強壯的很!不需要你的幫忙!』
年輕的公雞很無辜的說:『我我 ...』
『不用說了!』老公雞叫道。我就不信我比不上你們這些年輕人
,這樣吧!我們來做個比賽, 你看那邊,不是有好幾堆雞蛋嗎,
我們比賽看誰能夠舉起比較多、比較大的雞蛋,如果你輸的話
,你就給我乖乖離開這;如果我輸給你,我就閉嘴,這一百隻母雞都交給你。』
於是兩隻公雞來到堆放雞蛋的地方,老公雞順了一下自己的羽毛,
自信滿滿地說道,『看我抬顆大的!』,
年輕的公雞:『幹,天大地大,老雞掰。』
然後農場主人家就爆炸了。
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