[自介] 浪漫的我
一、PTT ID:biorad
二、暱稱:票哥
三、生日:
四、所在地:台灣
五、戀愛史:
大約七年前吧,在高雄的某酒吧裡面認識了一個加拿大來的女孩,他有點胖,
身材沒很好,但是因為我們都喝多了,所以也聊了起來,聊的挺開心。
然後喝完她就說要找我去她家坐坐,兄弟們你也知道,就這樣發生了,然後隔
天她還要找我去小酌,我就拒絕了,因為我覺得好像還蠻簡單的,就這樣,我變成
傳說中的CCR,每天跑趴已經是剛好而已了,遇到歪果妞我就搭訕,還蠻簡單的
,我發現歐洲的妞比較容易,所以我覺得european girls are easy
後來我覺得把標準降低之後,可以much easier,我就開始勾搭一些肉肉歪果妹
,她們也很開心,雖然她們很不怎麼樣,但是easy很重要,她們覺得我easy,我也覺
得她們easy,you know,easy很重要!
後來那些女生回去歐洲了,我好想念她們。
所以我決定去歐洲旅行,到了德國,剛好是世界盃足球賽,義大利贏了,就有義
大利妹在路上裸奔,我去搭訕,他就跟我碰碰了!暖暖的說
然後我又去捷克的首都布拉格,東歐的女生比較難處裡,但是因為我是台灣人,
而且我把我在台灣開的保時捷的車鑰匙拿出來,所以也是非常easy
繞了歐洲一圈之後,我發現沒有什麼國家的女生可以拒絕我了,我就回到台灣了
,歐買尬,台灣女生好不easy喔!很難交往,只是因為我不夠白?
我憤怒之餘,跑去做了美白,外加植毛,把自己弄得跟歪果人一樣,結果她們說
了一句令人憤怒的話,她們說:你不是CCR版主的姐妹!
我好難過,於是我來發了自介!我決心要當版主的好姐妹!
六、我想對CCR的大家說
我的故事很溫暖,希望妳們真心的祝福
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