[轉錄]Re: [趣事] 太公釣魚
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作者: rockstreet (耕耘) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [趣事] 太公釣魚
時間: Thu Sep 15 16:46:24 2011
姜子牙大器晚成，72歲才娶了68歲愛妻馬氏
後來夫妻失和，愛妻離他而去
此後姜子牙常獨自在渭水吊魚
有天，山上樵夫武吉經過，拿起姜子牙的魚鉤一看：
「哈哈！你這魚鉤是直的，怎麼釣的到魚？」
姜子牙回說：意不在魚，吾在此不過守青雲而得路，撥塵翳而騰霄。
(咕嚕...咕嚕.....肚子好餓啊...)
這天，周文王經過，看到姜子牙坐在河畔釣魚
拿起魚鉤一看
「哈哈，你這憨兒，直的魚鉤，一輩子你都釣不到魚！」
姜子牙垂淚抬頭望著周文王
開口唱：
「那些年錯過的大魚，那些年錯過的愛妻，好想擁抱你，擁抱錯過的勇氣~~」
夕陽西下，子牙和文王手牽著手回家了...
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