如題 事情是這樣的
前陣子我與幾名老友到朋友A的租屋處玩
大家好久不見了 一群老朋友很快就回到惜日大學互動模式開始亂開玩笑
一邊憶當年的我們 討論大家的近況
聊著聊著就聊到朋友A新交往的女朋友
然後我們就開始左一句右一句的開他女朋友玩笑
他女朋友是基督徒 似乎很保守的樣子
於是我們就開A玩笑說房事都怎麼進行的
朋友A就說一般般
然後我們這群大男生就開始起鬨亂鬧 要幫他開發新的行房方式
還故意在他的桌電上網 播放一堆噁爛到爆炸的A片
什麼吃大便 強姦 輪姦 人獸全部樣樣來
終於搞到他受不了我們全部笑到流眼淚這樣
然後突然他女朋友就回家了
我們聽到大門打開的聲音 朋友A說他女朋友下班回來了
大夥兒看情況不對 果斷關掉瀏覽器(還好沒開聲音)跟電腦螢幕
我們所有人都很歡樂的出去客廳打招呼
然後一起出門吃晚飯 解散
事件完
但是隔幾天之後 我朋友A在群組問我們大家他女朋友怪怪的
好像在我們去他家玩隔天之後 就開始一直對他很冷淡
晚上一起睡時也不肯讓我朋友碰她
但朋友A自己幾天思索下來都不覺得有那裡雷到她 惹她生氣過
他們到現在已經快一個禮拜不講話了
我朋友快崩潰了
請問各位鄉民們能幫解一下是什麼狀況嗎?
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令狐沖哈哈一笑,說道:「原來如此。東方不敗是怕了我們三人的武功劍術,因此
布下了這個圈套。只要我們砍下了自己右臂,使不了兵刃,他便高枕無憂了。」賈布道:
「高枕無憂倒不見得。任我行少了公子這樣一位強援,那便勢孤力弱得多了。」令狐沖道
:「閣下說話倒坦率得很。」賈布道:「在下是真小人。」他提高嗓子說道:「方丈大師
,掌門道長,兩位是寧可捨卻一臂呢,還是甘願把性命拚在這裡?」
令狐沖思量之間,正要答話,只聽方證大師與沖虛道長大怒撲上前去:「大膽劣徒!」
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還好吧 我朋友很大度量 他女朋友又不知道
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有啊 我們當天晚上表現很正常 就一群朋友去找他玩這樣
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...呃..
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我們胡鬧時他女朋友並不在場好嗎
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幹完蛋了
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沒聽到好嗎 房間隔客廳還隔鐵門我們還沒開聲音
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你是女生吧?你不懂男生那種胡鬧FU要認真看待這件事我也是無話可說
※ 編輯: a435007 (119.14.87.29), 12/22/2017 00:13:06
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