[討論] 請問被騙/騙人上床最好笑的理由
強者朋友之前認識了一個妹子
千方百計想拐人家上床
後來有機會去那個女孩家過夜
女孩一開始覺得不太好
他就跟那個女的說....
我其實受過傷所以性無能硬不起來....
去了也沒辦法對妳幹嘛
結果當然是順利吃到了...
後來女孩問他說
你不是性無能嗎?
他回
因為你的魅力讓我“見證到奇蹟的那一刻”....
有沒有人是被/或用很瞎的理由把人/被人
騙上床的啊?
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