[求助] 我的急智歌王男友
借朋友帳號Po
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各位大大水水好 小妹有事相求
家裡閃光非常愛唱歌
可是偏偏又不把歌詞記熟
為了完整的把歌唱完 總會當起了急智歌手
以上都不是問題
問題是 他拿來填充歌詞的東西為什麼都是些
"排泄物" "器官" ....><
例如昨天下雨他騎車來載我 反穿雨衣自己為是蝴蝶的唱著
"蝴蝶~蝴蝶~生的真美麗"
"頭帶著雞雞~身穿菜花衣".....><
在逛街聽到什麼歌也跟著唱 像是
"想要~光著覽趴~~~在樹上打嗝~~~"
還有之前看完我的少女時代 那整個禮拜都在唱
"我聽見雞雞落在青青草地"
"我聽見遠方有人很想背騎"
這到底是什麼病啊!!!!
有人的閃光也有罹患這些症頭嗎?!!?!?
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還有很多 像Lara的下雨天 他就唱
"下雨天了怎麼辦~~~好想勃起~~~~"
※ 編輯: jc731 (49.159.19.44), 06/06/2016 19:25:46
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完全不知道怎麼回應阿 而且還會逼我接下去 像信的天高地厚
"你累了沒有~~可否伸出舌頭~~~想打炮~~怎能不露奶頭~~~"><
※ 編輯: jc731 (49.159.19.44), 06/06/2016 19:36:04
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