[分享] 我的壞掉男友(微閃文)
http://www.dcard.tw/f/bg/p/38431
當初男友、幽默風趣、玉樹凌風、一表人才、有磁性的聲線、迷人的死魚眼!?
外加偶爾會在板上的挺有深度的回文
(等等要爆料好話只能現在說,我覺得我的長鼻子快要頂到天花板了)
我就跟看起來一表人才,正常不過的他,在一起了~~
但,我漸漸的發現我男友
根本壞掉了..............................
狀況一:
我:寶貝我想喝口水(伸手要拿水壺)
男友:寶貝我來了!(迅速從遠方小跑步過來)
正當我覺得他貼心想來幫我拿水壺~~
男友嘟起她的櫻桃小嘴
用力擠出一坨口水大喊:寶貝!!口水來了!!!!
狀況二:
某天,和男友去IKEA,不同於以往人特別多
我:今天人怎麼這麼多,好奇怪喔。
男友:對啊!一定是來參加我的婚禮的!(堅定的眼神望向人群)
我:...........................
(到底是甚麼讓你覺得那些人是來IKEA參加你的婚禮..........)
狀況三:
某天男友拉起我的手,認真的看著我
然後把我的手用力放在她的胸膛
(原PO此時小鹿亂撞,心想男友要對我說甚麼重要的話)
男友哭腔:寶貝!!!你為什麼偷摸我胸部!!嗚嗚...我被你性騷擾了,你要負責....
我:................................................................
狀況四:
我在浴室洗水果,聽見男友在自言自語
寶貝!是你的書耶,看起來好有深度喔
寶貝!是你的外套耶,好漂亮喔
寶貝!是你的髮圈耶,好可愛優~~
寶貝!是你的男人耶..............幹!怎麼這麼帥!
(我整個在浴室大笑XD)
我的男友壞掉了,所以我要綁在身邊好好修理XD
我家的壞掉男友
別人面前,幽默風趣、玉樹凌風、一表人才、文青內涵,迷倒萬千少男(女)?
在我面前,智商低弱、異於常人、各種腦殘,各種壞掉,族繁不及備載?
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※ 編輯: Dcard (114.34.198.38), 10/29/2014 15:41:07
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