[分享] 我的大便男友
因為板上大家都在發所以我也想介紹一下我男朋友><雖然被他發現我就糟糕了
總之,你沒看錯,是大便。
接下來都是大便,滿滿的,所以不能接受的人就麻煩回避一下嚕
1.早上
情境一、早上一起上課約車站他遲到
我:「...」
他:「因為我早上突然想便便所以就遲到了嘿嘿(撒嬌)><」
情境二、搭車搭到一半
看他臉色突然不對
他:「等一下...我的肚子...等等可以在捷運站等我大便一下嗎...(扭曲臉)」
一個禮拜大概3次左右吧,有一次還差點來不及下車。害我不顧其他乘客的眼光狂敲廁所的門
2.中午
情境一、上課上到一半收到line或上完課回去找他
他:「我剛剛又去拉了一次屎哦<3」
然後開始跟我形容屎況...
情境二、約會
他:「我去上個廁所」
十分鐘後~
他:「阿斯,爽啦」
3.晚上
情境一、聊天聊到一半不見了
我:「阿你剛剛去哪?」
他:「拉屎啊」
Anyway他就是個最喜歡大便的人
而且已經從剛交往會用比較可愛的便便進化成拉屎了哈哈
雖然可能有些人會覺得髒髒
不過我覺得他在我面前這麼直接真的很可愛
另外雖然常常跟我談論他的大便卻不敢在我面前放屁(他說很害羞)這點也好可愛
最後順便告訴大家,他今天大了三次哦(誰想知道啦)
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