[討論] 唱了千里之外給女友聽
今天我女友問了我一個每年都要問一次的問題..."今年生日要送我什麼",
因為還沒計畫,腦中一片空白,只出現了一個千里之外的聲音,於是乎...
我就唱出了...我送你離開~千里之外...(還模仿費玉清)
沒想到女友怒斥:你是在弔喪嗎? 如果要分開你現在還有機會!
我: ...你有毛病嗎? 我就唱個歌而已...
女友:[隨即掛電話...]
本人覺得非常委屈,並且也為方文山與周杰倫趕到不平,竟然有人這樣批評他們作的詞曲
當下只希望有人出來舉一個整人成功的牌子,但是沒有...
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以下開放討論:
1. 請問是我不了解女生
2. 抑或是女友的幽默感趨近於零
請鄉民們給點意見,謝謝!
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