[求助]該怎麼彌補我女友
我很雞巴
例如:
剛開始在一起的時候
有一次去貓空的時候我忘記帶錢
所以跟她借了兩百(後來有還)
每次見面的時候我都在上網然後睡覺
見面常常遲到
最近去野柳
有一個狎角
我硬是要爬上去
結果爬上去之後才突然想起她穿高跟鞋
那個上坡陡到靠杯
很容易摔下來
然後我又在上面問她
跟她說妳可不可以換某個女明星的髮型
因為我覺得很正
然後她就說:你真的很亭主關白!
(日文,但我聽得懂,應該是說我大男人)
我還滿後悔的
我最近還問她:妳會不會想去整型?我幫你出錢好了
她就說:你真的很白癡
不過我覺得她很愛我 不然早就分手了
她為我付出滿多的
最近她生日快到了
大家覺得她生日的時候 我要做些什麼
因為我最近自己搞了點生意賺了好幾萬
可以弄一個豪華一點的
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她一定聽不懂 我可能要背一段日文稿
※ 編輯: EDWARD5678 來自: 61.228.151.98 (10/14 08:16)
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罵我低能?你們兩位最好趕快道歉喔 我已經拍照存證了
※ 編輯: EDWARD5678 來自: 61.228.151.98 (10/14 09:35)
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沒用的 不好意思 罵我低能的兩位
你們已經對我造成公然侮辱了 法院見
※ 編輯: EDWARD5678 來自: 61.228.151.98 (10/14 09:37)
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