[閒聊] 義天宮 被貓抓...消失
上週六去義天宮
想拜託土地公公幫忙
因為基於到上週 業績不好,心情煩悶
只好找土地公公說話,拜託他從我的客戶裡找幾各貴人給我賺錢
上香完後,按照慣例去辦公室找貓玩
裡面有隻"歐洲貴族貓"名稱我自取的,毛很澎 根本不像野貓
覺得牠好高貴喔,臉面對牠對望,,,想看清楚牠的臉
結果..
哇勒 豬八戒,,,不爽不給人看不會自己跳走嗎
一定要舉手示威是不是,,,爪子抓了我的臉
馬上失血,,嘴唇上一道深溝,臉沒有,,
回家後 心想 我ㄧ定要復仇,,"貓的復仇"
我又沒摸牠,不爽給人看一定要來這招嗎
開始跟人討論,,,貓的復仇計畫"
ex,下次去 把它的碗拿東西蓋住"
讓牠餓肚子,不給牠吃,牠的同伴吃不到一定會去罵牠的"惹毛香客"
etc....
我的友人說 我要發了,貓來富狗來貴
(os,,,最好是啦) 廟裡的貓每次來都跟牠們加減玩玩,,怎麼都沒中頭獎
結果這各禮拜,,大船入港,大單入港,業績超標,跌破一堆人眼鏡
哇哈哈,,,該感謝牠嗎!!??
應該感謝土地公公有大力相助~~感謝~您的加持感受到了
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