[專欄] 李祖杰:當台灣遇上南韓 世界大賽第七已回收
李祖杰/邊邊角角棒球論壇成員
一場消化賽程,無論輸贏都要回家吃自己,只是決定誰墊底的壓軸戲,竟然可以打得如此
驚心動魄,一副「風蕭蕭兮易水寒,壯士一去兮不復還」,視死如歸的樣子,飲馬長城窟
行的「夢見在我傍,忽覺在他鄉」,也不過如此。
這等糾結人心,讓球迷情緒起伏不定,喜怒哀樂五味雜陳,扭曲成一團糊狀物的好事,也
只有「國球」幹得出來,誰敢不愛中華隊?
大聯盟看在眼裡樂開懷,笑得合不攏嘴,不禁脫口驚呼:連無關痛癢的三四名之爭,都能
戰到人仰馬翻,彷彿末日奇觀,WBC成功了,What a wonderful world。
喂,大哥,虧您還是一統江湖的武林盟主,這回可大錯特錯囉,少加了一個字,您知道嗎
?這是日出東方如假包換,尚正港的World Series,而且是,我倆沒有明天的Game 7,瞭
不瞭?遠來的和尚不會念經,連台灣棒球文化最日不落、最與眾不同、獨樹一幟之處都搞
不懂,您這老大是幹假的來著是吧?切。
怎說呢?老子願聞其詳,長長見識也好,若果有說服力,八搶三資格賽的協辦權,就交給
鬼島蚌邪,死愛撈錢那小子,有屁就快放吧。
報告!自從大聯盟處心積慮,將全球化魔掌伸向亞洲後,體質最纖瘦最羸弱的台灣便首當
其衝,被邊緣化多明尼加化,年輕好手見錢眼開,紛紛奪門叛逃,前進美利堅築夢,搞得
咱最引以為自豪的「國球」稀巴爛,一蹶不振至今,國際賽怎麼打怎麼輸,老是與冠軍緣
慳一面,不得不變法圖強積極改革。
很好啊,這不正意謂著,大聯盟的侵略性做法,百分之百正確,不這樣殺雞取蛋自利自肥
,變相強迫你們跟上潮流,鬼島怎追求進步
報告!可問題來了,台灣是末段班放牛生,不可能一步登天,總要循序漸進,纔能徐圖發
展,階段性假想敵的目標設定,也就非常重要。
很好啊,但像大陸和以色列這種棒球開發中國家,不僅是美帝政經布局建設性戰略夥伴,
又都有大聯盟撐腰,你們不是對手,別雞蛋石頭碰,甭想了,不妨考慮南非及紐西蘭等貨
色,八搶三資格賽老班底老朋友。
報告!別門縫裡看人,把台灣瞧扁了,咱「國球」人小志氣高,緊盯的對象是南韓,大小
國際賽,只要能贏他們,就算一勝N敗,對呆胞就有交代,所以對上南韓,一定傾巢而出
全力以赴,把它當World Series Game 7來打,這叫精神勝利法!
山寨版的World Series?聽起來倒有趣,我們曉得台灣曾經是仿冒王國,可不是已改過自
新,換中國當爐主了?更何況,南韓跟你們剛好相反,可是出了名的小人志氣高,他們的
終極目標是,撂倒大谷翔平及Clayton Kershaw這種頂尖怪物,征服大聯盟,一統全球棒
壇,人家會把鬼島的「國球」當一回事嗎?最重要的是,你們連這最神聖的一勝,也每役
皆北一再摃龜,自我感覺良好的呆胞,會不會想太多了?
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