[懷孕] 那一年我看的婦產科醫生
好啦 那一年其實就去年而已啦
去年剛結婚兩個月
就發現懷孕了
因為是高齡產婦加上過胖
所以第一次產檢
就被醫生柔性勸導
“你已經太胖了 你懷孕不能胖太多”
第二次產檢
我問醫生我前幾天在廁所滑倒
會不會怎樣 有什麼要注意的
醫生只是悠悠的說
“媽媽這麼大隻 摔一下不會怎樣”
孕中期第n次產檢
我老公告狀我愛趴著玩手機
醫生看了我再淡淡的說
“媽媽肚子油滿多的 應該不會壓到”
快臨盆的第n次產檢
想看女兒多大隻了
醫生不太想幫我看
他只說
“你是長頸鹿 不會生出梅花鹿的”
我再問可能要剖腹嗎
他說
“如果小孩大就要剖腹
那你們巨人的祖先怎出來的”
每次產檢完都覺得
他們是有吃誠實豆沙包嗎???
會打這篇文章
是剛剛看著我10m15d的女兒
想到她昨天量身高80公分的事
真是歲月如梭呀(擦淚)
附上媽媽我要一個打十個睡覺圖
http://imgur.com/g8fXNLs
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