國小六年級的時候 座位是兩人一組 男女交錯
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我的身高不是很高 坐在中間的地方
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旁邊的女生 家裡開泡沫紅茶店
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某天早自習時 有了下面的對話...
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你喜歡喝紅茶嗎?
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紅茶? 嗯嗯!
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妳是說泡沫紅茶嗎? 是呀~
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普普通通囉~
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如果你喜歡的話...我可以每天帶一杯給你...
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那就這麼說定囉!
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從那天起 我就過著每天一杯泡沫紅茶的日子 答應的原因是:不拿可惜
這是今天的 喔耶
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可惜好緊不長 歡樂時光總是過得特別快
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某堂下課 一個二年級的小男生從教室後門直奔教師辦公桌
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此話一出 原本鬧哄哄的教室忽然安靜下來 我可以感覺到視線從四面八方集中
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在那青澀的年代 這是多麼殘酷、卻又無法否認的指控 簡直就像貪污被抓包似的
男生愛女生 ● ● ● 繞圈圈
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轉個不停 〉 〈 女生愛男生
〉 我確實有收紅茶...〈
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女生愛男生 \ \ ╭ \ ╭ \ ╭ / 轉...
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伴隨著全班哄堂的笑聲 我的頭低到再也抬不起來...
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哈 ● 知道了...老師會處理...
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08/09 22:40, , 176F
08/09 22:40, 176F
推
08/09 22:42, , 177F
08/09 22:42, 177F
推
08/09 23:11, , 178F
08/09 23:11, 178F
推
08/09 23:43, , 179F
08/09 23:43, 179F
推
08/09 23:59, , 180F
08/09 23:59, 180F
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08/10 00:08, , 181F
08/10 00:08, 181F
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08/10 02:06, , 182F
08/10 02:06, 182F
推
08/10 14:38, , 183F
08/10 14:38, 183F
推
08/10 16:42, , 184F
08/10 16:42, 184F
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08/11 23:08, , 185F
08/11 23:08, 185F
推
08/12 10:02, , 186F
08/12 10:02, 186F
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08/12 15:40, , 187F
08/12 15:40, 187F
推
08/12 21:25, , 188F
08/12 21:25, 188F
推
08/12 23:13, , 189F
08/12 23:13, 189F
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08/16 15:04, , 190F
08/16 15:04, 190F
推
08/17 15:30, , 191F
08/17 15:30, 191F
推
08/30 18:48, , 192F
08/30 18:48, 192F
推
09/18 14:06, , 193F
09/18 14:06, 193F
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11/13 00:12, , 194F
11/13 00:12, 194F
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04/16 07:21, , 195F
04/16 07:21, 195F
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05/11 23:09, , 196F
05/11 23:09, 196F