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女士們先生們....
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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讓我們歡迎,國台半發炎人
張明青先生
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(突然出現) !!
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/\ █████████
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妓 妓 妓 妓 妓
<<妓者全體歡呼,神豬洨到不行>>
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大家好,我是張明青!
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混蛋,誰准你們停止歡呼的!
囧/ !?
φ<□ ●
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妓 妓 妓 妓 妓
<<妓者重新歡呼,心中幹到不行>>
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好了,可以了。
囧 ....
φ<□> ●
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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首先發布一則,祖國內地的消息
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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祖國 的科學家們
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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在福建省 的深山
囧/
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
---
發現了一種 名為"一隻凍條條" 的藥草
囧/ ?
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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經過研究人員的檢驗...
囧
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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發現 這種藥草 有治療男性陽萎(重音)的功用
囧 b
φ<□╯ 囧
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█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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現在,已經開始大量栽種
囧
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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估計 不久的將來 將有數十萬的同胞們 受惠
囧
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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這也是祖國 在改革開放以來 在醫學領域上 又一重大突破!
囧
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我們 給這些辛苦的研究人員 掌聲鼓勵!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ● (拍拍拍拍拍拍拍)
(妓)(妓)(妓)(妓)(妓)
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現在 大家跟我一起 阿 呼個口號
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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打敗陽痿症狀!
\囧/
φ □ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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囧 打敗陽痿症狀~
φ/□\ \●/
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█████████ ||
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妓 妓 妓 妓 妓|
打敗陽痿症狀~
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釣魚台是中國的!
\囧/ !?
φ □ 囧
| /\ ▲
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釣魚台是中國的~
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| /\ ▲
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妓 妓 妓 妓 妓|
釣魚台是中國的~
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好,霉體自由提問
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囧 中添新聞...
φ<□> ●
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|妓||妓 |妓||妓||妓|
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囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
請問有人說您長得像邰至猿您的看法
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阿...是的 我也知道臺灣有個大悶鍋的節目呢
這個....很喜歡模仿我
囧/
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| /\ ▲
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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基本上呢,對於這種喜歡揣摩祖國官員的行為
我個人吶,是表示極度的讚許。
囧/
φ/□ ●
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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因為呢,由藝人開始,讓臺灣的民眾呢
開始喜歡祖國,不用繼續愛歹完,是很好的一件事情
囧/
φ/□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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下一位!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
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台客電視台....
囧
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
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(打斷)我想請問你,為~~~什麼
你們新聞台報到祖國名字的時候
通通不挪抬!為~~什~~麼~?
囧
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
請問....
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下一位!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
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中國時報....
囧
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓 |妓||妓|
---
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
請問最近臺灣某BBS一直出現鬧板的小白,您的看法
---
無恥!可悲!
囧/
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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我們都知道,這個逼逼A死
是一個專門把會A錢的人 阿 逼死的地方
囧/ ........
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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這個大家同心協力,要將資本主義的餘毒
阿 來消滅殆盡 這是對國家很好的事情!
囧/
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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鬧板行為的這些白人 阿
一定是資本主義的間諜!無恥!可悲!可恨!
囧/
φ<□ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
---
下一位!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
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囧 三立電視....
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
●/ ● ● ● ●
|妓 |妓||妓||妓||妓|
---
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
請問最近陳致鐘婚禮,陳水扁動用總統坐機,您的看法
---
混蛋!None sense!可笑!
\囧/
φ □ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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陳水扁,說什麼以前就有先例,費用自己出!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
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總統座機,一樣,是我們臺灣同胞的血汗錢!
陳水扁這樣的行為,是枉顧我們臺灣同胞的努力!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
---
無恥!丟臉!可笑!
\囧
φ □> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
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|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓|
---
下一位!
囧
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
---
囧 台客電視台....
φ<□> ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●/
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
---
為~~~什麼不挪抬?
阿?是不是不挪抬~~
表示你們支持日本的軍國主義?
囧
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| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●/
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
請問....
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混蛋!你滾回去吧你!呸!混蛋!
囧
φ╭□╮ ●
| /\ ▲
█████████ ||
● ● ● ● ●/
|妓||妓||妓||妓||妓
.........
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啐...
●
|>| φ ●
<\ | ▲
█████████ ||
\● \● \● \● ●
妓| 妓| 妓| 妓||妓|
發炎人,發炎人~
---
發炎人~發炎人~
.......
● ● ● ● ● φ ●
|>|  ̄妓\ ̄妓\ ̄妓\ ̄妓\ | ▲
<\ <\ <\ <\ <\ █████████ ||
●
╰妓\
/\
---
φ ●
| ▲
█████████ ||
●/
/妓
/\
那個...小姐....
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!?
φ ●
| ▲
█████████ ||
●/
/妓
/\
有沒有人說妳長得很像火柴人阿?
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下流...無恥!
φ 囧
| ▲
█████████ ||
● !?
/妓╯
/\
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你們男人都一樣
就想拿別人的頭來磨!
φ \囧/
| ▲
█████████ /\
●
/妓╯
/\
這....
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φ \囧/
| ▲
█████████ /\
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/妓╯
/\
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完
老子不畫了,第一次畫就這麼累
╰ \囧
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