話說到高爾夫球,是一個需要涵養的活動,我覺得我在學高爾夫,感覺像是
叫一隻猩猩去學一樣,老實說或許還好一點。先說 我絕對沒有刻意要在高爾夫球課走
搞笑路線,因為我平時是個剛毅木訥的人,用廣告的說法就是哇金憨滿恭維,蛋洗
哇做郎金喜仔。因此請大家不要抱著看笑話的心態來看這一篇,有一點同學愛好嗎?
因為老師說 要打多少就撿多少球時,我也就毫不客氣的揀了大概一
百粒。喔 如果你說我撿太多,其實是 我看再阿伯是新手的份上,想讓他能夠了解
拿著籃子曬太陽,是一件多麼shiny的事。但是當真正開始打以後,悲劇就發生了...
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