[轉錄][無言] 手殘了...

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: OoronnyoO (雨天) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 手殘了... 時間: Sun Aug 19 11:29:27 2007 這是發生在國中的蠢事... 話說從來都沒試過側睡的我, 這天想說老媽有時都會側睡外加頭躺在手上 就來試試看~那天又很累~就這樣壓著睡很久...... 等到起床的時後就突然驚覺好自己有好像只有一隻手在動 另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧? 另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧? 看到你了~你怎麼躺在枕頭上面不動~ 用另一隻手去拍拍它~一副"你別開玩笑啦~快起來"的方式試著喚醒它... 沒想到它不動了...它不動了...它不動了... 我又試著想說怎樣可以用我的意志力去喚醒它... 這時突然發覺~我的手已經不在人世了...只剩個軀殼 它的靈魂已經被我壓死了...這個時候不管三七二十一... 放聲大哭大叫~叫了大概5分鐘~老媽來了~問我在幹麻哭天喊地的 我就指著我的廢掉的手~說... 你看我的手~已經壞死了(用另一隻手托起來~手離開~垂直落下) 這個動作大概做了三次....這時發生一件很奇特的事情!!!!! 我的手突然動了起來~但是我還是沒辦法操控它的行動 突然看見手自己騰空....高過我的頭....往我的後腦杓打下去... 靠!!! "你有完沒完阿~從剛剛就一直在玩我的手是怎樣" 原來那隻手是我弟的..... "那我的手咧~那我的手咧~那我的手咧~" 在棉被下面啦~號呆.... 原來我的手到那個時候都還沒有知覺...... 還被訓了一頓...因為當時是凌晨3點...... -- http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ronnyanzi 去澎湖玩撿個貝殼手機掉到海裡的蠢豬... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.216.88.55
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08/19 11:30,
XDD
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08/19 11:31,
為什麼我笑了 哈哈哈
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08/19 11:32,
XD 可以轉Joke
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08/19 11:33,
XDDDDDDD
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08/19 11:33,
我也笑了XD 曾經有過手壓到發麻 跟原PO一樣的緊張
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XDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈!我笑翻了!
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd真的好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你有完沒完阿
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保安!可以這樣讓人玩了又玩玩了又玩的嗎?! :DDD
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有笑有推..
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XD
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08/19 12:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD也太麻了吧
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XDDDD
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08/19 12:29,
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08/19 12:28,
有經驗+1，我拉的是自己的手，真的會壓到沒知覺喔，那種
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08/19 12:30,
感覺真的很恐怖啦...囧rz
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XDD
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08/19 12:41,
怎嚜感覺好像看過了=""= 是錯覺嗎~
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08/19 12:43,
從來沒側睡過? 我很難想像一個人總是睡得端端正正的~好
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強喔XD
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你好笨喔XDDDD
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回樓樓上~有篇也是壓到手~但以為是鬼的手~XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/19 13:02,
好白痴 我笑了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好久沒看見這麼好笑的
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有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超智障的啊 哈哈哈哈哈
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那時候我以為我變成大蛇丸了...
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XDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
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你跟你地睡喔 好噁
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我嘴巴裏面的海帶飛出來了...
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我又撿起來吃掉了 囧"
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有好笑到...喔～飆淚
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08/21 00:27, , 1F
你怎麼能這麼笨阿 羅馬果然不是一天造成的
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08/21 02:23, , 2F
這篇是轉錄吧~~樓上嗆錯囉XD
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08/21 15:15, , 3F
小孟係笨蛋拉XDD
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要不要再轉去笨版xd
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有必要XD
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08/21 23:58, , 6F
我錯了 我笨了 對不起啦
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08/22 01:01, , 7F
哈哈~~阿中這句好笑XDDD 轉回笨版加一~~~
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煩請轉到笨版.. 我噴飯了 笨小孟
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