[閒聊] 聯合航空飛機餐裡的恐怖聖代們!

看板Aviation作者micoberry (繼續草莓奶霜ING)時間8年前 (2016/07/28 11:10)推噓12(15推 3噓 8→)

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http://micoberry.blogspot.com/2016/07/blog-post_27.html 前幾天在網路上看到一篇討論聯合航空飛機餐有多差的文章裡面提到了有個美國網友曾經把一整年在聯合航空飛機上吃到的所有聖代做了個評比我立馬去找出這篇超瞎的文章看到最後真的覺得莫名噴飯今天剛好有時間來不負責翻譯一下給大家參考看看! 原文在此: Sundae bloody Sundaes...a 2014 United Year in Review http://goo.gl/gSp2Hp ***內文裡有原作者其他飛行心得文連結*** ***強烈推薦點入原文看所有聖代圖! **** 我這裡只放了一張，源自於原文11月的聖代! 因為這張真的讓我覺得太幽默了XDDD 以下不負責翻譯英文部份都來自原文有錯還請大家指正~~ January - Lisbon, Portugal to Newark This was ice cream soup with a bit of caramel and a few drowning cherries. Really rather sad. The crew even stole all the stems from the cherries. <一月葡萄牙里斯本-美國紐華克> 這碗冰淇淋湯參雜了一些焦糖醬和幾顆溺水的櫻桃看起來非常悲慘機組人員甚至把所有櫻桃梗都偷走惹 (圖片裡的櫻桃沒有一顆有梗XD) February - Houston to Honolulu - this was an odd one. The ice cream was rock hard, but part of it was completely soupy. Caramel again. <二月休士頓-檀香山> 這(聖代)莫名怪異冰淇淋硬的跟石頭一樣但有某部份(外層)變成冰淇淋湯又是焦糖口味 (圖片裡的焦糖看起來蠻不酥胡的~"~|||) February - Honolulu to Washington Dulles - what's that, caramel AGAIN? ...and LOTS of caramel. Just three cherries again though (this must be the United standard) but perfectly lined up in a row. <二月檀香山-華盛頓DC> 又是焦糖口味!! 而且焦糖醬還來超多! 只有三顆櫻桃 (看來三顆櫻桃應該是聯合聖代的基本款) 這次的三顆櫻桃倒是有好好的排成一直線! August - San Francisco to Honolulu - alert Jeff, we're missing a cherry! Only two today, but for some reason I decided variety is the spice of life and switched to hot fudge instead. <八月舊金山-檀香山> 警報!!! (誰是Jeff啊? 應該是作者的另一半?!) 我們少了一顆櫻桃! 這杯只有兩顆櫻桃! 但這可能是生活中的小。確。幸。聖代淋醬換成巧克力煉乳醬~ (八月之前作者的聖代都是焦糖醬~) **** 謝謝推文版友的資訊**** 此處的Jeff是UA和CO合併之後的CEO-- Jeff Smisek Jeff在2015辭職 (原文是2014年的~ 所以找Jeff沒錯唷!) 現任的CEO是Oscar Munoz 如果現在你的聖代少了櫻桃請找奧斯卡! *************************** August - Honolulu to Washington Dulles - Whew. Back to three cherries and caramel. I was getting concerned. <八月檀香山-華盛頓DC> !! 聖代回復成三顆櫻桃搭配焦糖醬! 我開始又有點擔憂惹 ~"~||| August - Washington Dulles to Paris - whoah, what's this. Caramel AND chocolate...and only two cherries. Yet, much of the ice cream has no topping at all! <八月華盛頓DC - 巴黎> 這是啥鬼!? 焦糖醬+巧克力醬! 還只有兩顆櫻桃! 還有很大一部份的冰淇淋根本沒淋到醬~ August - Paris to San Francisco - swimming in a sea of caramel and chocolate is one lonely cherry. Apparently there's a cherry shortage in.Paris. <八月巴黎 - 舊金山> 只有一顆寂寞的櫻桃在焦糖巧克力海裡游泳顯然巴黎的櫻桃們正在缺貨中 ~"~||| August - San Francisco to Honolulu.- just chocolate...and one cherry. The Shortage might be a San Francisco thing. Lots of chocolate, but very little ice cream. <八月舊金山-檀香山> 只有巧克力醬和一顆櫻桃看來不是巴黎的櫻桃缺貨可能是舊金山的問題! 這次獲得超多巧克力醬但是冰淇淋超少XD August - San Francisco to Honolulu.- same flight, but I decided to experiment. I've never had the strawberry topping, so decided .to see what it was about. Apparently not about cherries, because there were none in sight. <八月舊金山-檀香山> 和上一杯聖代是同班機決定來做個小實驗! 因為從沒點過草莓醬聖代所以決定試試看顯然草莓聖代與櫻桃完全無關! 因為這杯根本沒有半顆櫻桃! October - Tokyo to Singapore - whoah, what's this ceramic thing? You can't serve ice cream in that. Plus, what's that white stuff...I don't "do" whipped cream. Hmmm....pretty sure I still ate it <十月東京-新加坡> 為啥來了個瓷碗!!! 冰淇淋是絕對不能被放在瓷碗裡送上來啊! 還有那一坨白白的是啥毀? 我不想要打發鮮奶油啊! 但最後還是吃了! November -.Frankfurt to Dulles - ice cream soup again...caramel and chocolate, but segregation was in full effect, plus the three neutered cherries. <十一月法蘭克福 - DC> 又來份冰淇淋湯... 同時有焦糖醬和巧克力醬但這杯倒是分的很平均兩種醬各一半~ 還有三顆櫻桃兒~ November - Newark to Tel Aviv - whoah, seriously? I struggle all year to get my three cherries I'm due on my sundaes and then you go all wild and give me 10? I mean come on...that's a lot of caramel and cherries! <十一月紐華克-特拉維夫> 真的假的! 我辛辛苦苦一整年糾結在能不能獲得三顆櫻桃的聖代現在好了! 居然一次給我10顆櫻桃!!! 這杯聖代不但櫻桃超多連焦糖醬也多翻!!!! *** 我真的覺得10顆櫻桃這杯超搞笑!!!!!***** December - Zurich to Newark - four cherries and caramel. I have a theory. It's year-end. United bought too many cherries and is now desperately trying to get rid of them. <十二月蘇黎世-紐華克> 這次是四顆櫻桃搭焦糖醬我想我有個理論了可能因為現在是年末了 UA買了太多櫻桃現在要一次大出清! December - Dulles to Amsterdam - well that was short-lived. Back to chocolate and only two cherries. So disappointing. <十二月 DC-阿姆斯特丹> 快樂的時光是短暫der~ 這杯只有兩顆櫻桃搭巧克力醬非常失望呀! December - Frankfurt to Dulles - if it's December, it much be two cherries. <十二月法蘭克福-DC> 看來十二月多半是兩顆櫻桃呀! 以上提供大家參考~ 下次在飛機上也點個聖代來吃吃好了XD -- 來瞧瞧楊草莓廚房裡的食譜們和美國日本彩妝保養。好吃餐廳。旅遊筆記! https://www.facebook.com/micoberry111 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 24.250.21.65 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Aviation/M.1469675419.A.890.html

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aceliang

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chewie

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哈哈我以為加點就有了~ 原來是奢侈的行為XDD

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alexsh

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alexsh

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這個要麻煩版上專業的大大們來回答一下了

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AuroraSky

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HCAA

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謝謝樓上專業的解答! 已加入文中給大家參考!

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pd3mnd

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他真的超在意櫻桃的部分真的笑翻

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ndr

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20幾年未見!! 居然有這麼離譜!!! 敢問是吃到沒有櫻桃的焦糖聖代嗎XD ※ 編輯: micoberry (24.250.21.65), 07/28/2016 22:28:04

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@@ 如果是要認真抱怨的話可能要找一下UA跟奧斯卡惹我是沒吃過某位網友(!?)所說的噴所以也是無從比較真的超。級。在。意飛機餐的話下次別坐UA就好了.... 我很常拍下UA飛機餐示眾希望沒有擾亂版友們的視力 ~"~||| 也希望這份別人拍的櫻桃聖代文(立馬推給原作XD) 沒有影響到任何人的人生 ~"~|||

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