[轉錄][無言] 鳥語
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作者: midding (烏魚胗的娘) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 鳥語
時間: Mon Jun 21 23:52:06 2010
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我家有一隻很會講話的鳥
最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜
我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)
鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?
我說:鄭鴨鴨 過來!
鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?
我說:放飼料啦!
鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!
鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~
我媽:幹嘛?
鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!
我媽:幹嘛?
鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?
(我媽不理牠)
鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你.......快點啦!
前年在幫阿公賣柳丁時.....
鄭鴨鴨:一斤七塊!
(客人在挑柳丁ing)
鄭鴨鴨:你快點好某?
(客人結帳完)
鄭鴨鴨 :謝謝喔!
(主人:真現實~~)
某天 在幫牠放飼料時
手不小心靠牠太近
冷不防的被牠咬了一口
我:ㄚ~~~~~~~(慘叫)
鄭鴨鴨:A痛ㄋㄟ
(靠!!是誰會痛??!!!)
以下是牠的影片
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5L1qtCCw0&feature=player_embedded#
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