先聲明 我是說我的瓶男 不是所有瓶男 請其它人不要戰我
沒錯!我們就是瓶處魔咒!!!
到底瓶男是有什麼毛病 什麼死個性 我來說說我的三部曲
1. 處女女想對他好 想撒嬌 想討拍拍的時候
瓶男就會擺出一付冷淡 隔離 好像覺得自己這樣很酷很帥
OK 久而久之我也不想熱臉貼冷屁股了 主動反而被冰到
2. 吵架的時候呢 當然我想大家都知道 水瓶有多會吵架
得理不饒人 不得理時 黑的也要講成白的
反正就是講到最後都是處女的錯 他老大沒錯 處女要怎樣隨便妳
一副擺爛的態度 而且吵架也不是就事論事 動不動就講話帶刺
吵完也是冷到底 冷戰也是瓶男的強項
3. 處女累了 心裡受傷 想放生了 冷戰快一週後
處女心門已關上2/3 準備要埋葬愛情好好自己生活了
他老大又傲嬌的回來 問我那至少以後還可以跟我做朋友嗎
可以做怎樣的朋友 界限在那裡
老娘已經不想理他了
他又裝沒事的在我家樓下站崗送午餐討抱抱 應該已經是他最大程度的低頭了
碰到這種幼稚鬼真的很想巴他頭!! 真的很犯貝戔耶!
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