[聊天] 4月聊天文
好久沒有自己搶發聊天文 (絕對不是因為不能推文的關係喔XD
最近迷上一個你問我答的殺時間遊戲
在累積了300多條問答後
發現好多好有創意或異常認真的題目
結果每天都為了回答而忘了本業
哈哈哈哈瓶子真的會找事情逃避現實
因為不知道還可以寫什麼內容
就複製一些問答上來充版面好了XD
Q:小明有三顆蘋果,小華拿走了兩顆蘋果,小美又給了小明一顆,請問哪一顆比較好?
A:小明3 → 小華2(小明1) → 小美-1(小明2)........小明有2顆蘋果,小華2顆蘋果
小明的2顆蘋果分別為:1顆原有、1顆小美送
小華的2顆蘋果分別為:2顆從小明那拿來
根據「搶來的果子不甜」這道理,我們得知小華的2顆蘋果不好吃,故刪去
再根據「愛的力量能讓米田共聞起來是香的」道理,得知小美送的那顆肯定又香又甜
但又所謂「外國的月亮比較圓」,因此得證小明原本的那一顆蘋果才是最好吃的!
Q:續上題,小明的蘋果三顆都塗了劇毒,但是死掉的是小美,請問為什麼?
A:又來了!!!!!!!!!!!! 是想逼死我嗎!!!!!!!!!! 你不知道我腦弱嗎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
好的讓我慢慢來解答(推眼鏡 <人格分裂
別忘了小美很好心的送了小明一顆愛的蘋果,但被說那顆不是最好吃的以後,她很
生氣,於是把小明原本要吃的那顆超美味蘋果給搶了過去(小明並沒有吃到)
小美一口咬下蘋果,發現並沒有比較好吃,
但你以為一口有毒的蘋果就能毒死小美嗎?這又不是在演白雪公主~
發現被說最好吃的蘋果不是最好吃的以後(好饒舌),小美覺得自己被騙了,
為了找出到底哪顆蘋果才是最好吃的,他把小明和小華的蘋果全搶去吃......
最後,不小心,噎死了。(噹~噹~噹~)
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