[閒聊] 千萬不能發生的動森中毒症
以下現實生活中發生可能會有慘痛後果
1.看到蜂窩掉下來還打開背包找補蟲網
2.海上戲水時看到一只背鰭游近,
心想:"我要慢慢來, 不然會嚇跑牠"
3.拿斧頭砍人
4.把垃圾拿到百貨公司賣
5.將三萬元埋進土裡
6.買回來的大頭菜丟在桌上一年半載
7.以為郵局是24小時營業的
8.跟服飾店小姐盧: 給你350, 我要設計自己的品牌
9.路上有流氓吵架硬是湊過去聽
10.拔鄰居的花
還有板友要補完的嗎._./
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我忘了數字了XDDDD 感謝更正
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