[情報] rally monkey is sick...

看板Angels作者 (相信妳自己,真的....)時間16年前 (2009/10/23 08:42), 編輯推噓16(1601)
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mlb消息: News Flash: The LAA Rally Monkey was admitted to the UCLA veterinary hospital early this morning suffering from what doctors diagnosed as acute anxiety and depression... "we do not believe that the primate's distress will be alleviated anytime soon and we recommend he be placed on the disabled list for the next 5-6 months". Additionally, the doctors dignosed a severe case of inflammation of the upper vertebrae. When the monkey was asked if he has been in a recent car accident, Rally replied... "No, but the pain has only showed up during the past 2 games". Doctors quickly determined that the little critter's dilemma stemmed from constant twisting of the neck, most probably due to watching the numerous home runs hit by the NYYankees, especially those by a certain Mr. Rodriguez." http://0rz.tw/55eST canyankfan's comment 逆轉猴進加護病房60天.... 口憐口憐....呵呵.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 75.85.86.233

10/23 08:44, , 1F
我笑了...
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10/23 08:46, , 2F
acute anxiety and depression XD
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10/23 08:47, , 3F
XD
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XD....
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XDDDDDD
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10/23 08:50, , 6F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/23 09:09, , 7F
Orz..
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10/23 09:21, , 8F
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10/23 09:23, , 9F
XDDDDDDD
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= =
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10/23 09:53, , 11F
開Prozac給他吃!
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10/23 10:02, , 12F
-__-
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= =
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10/23 20:29, , 14F
Anti-depressant要給 但是效果最快兩個星期才開始ㄟ...
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10/23 22:24, , 15F
靠夭 那WS剛好結束
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10/23 22:54, , 16F
今天晚上聽到一個長輩前天吃了猴子 -__-
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10/24 00:39, , 17F
XDDD
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