[大心] 等級5917鄉民埋梗四年,前來還願
Dear Sabrina
四年前的這一夜,
有個書生形單影隻在PTT-O2版貼了張告示,
http://imgur.com/Xtd6sh1
(是的,等級快要六千的鄉民。)
洽逢一位俠女閒閒沒事打家劫社路過,
便以神速輕功將其撕吃入腹,
從此兩人在江湖人稱“臉書”的神秘組織
看了電影結了緣分成了好友。
http://imgur.com/EpXQD3O
一日,書生埋首於爬格中,
忽見飛刀插眼來訊:
是年書生而立又一,
俠女決定打劫一家上等牛肉舖來慶祝慶祝,
並已先行探了路綁了小二置了桌椅,
只待書生一人。。。
十日後,水門畔雙十煙花盛開,
從此江湖再也無書生俠女,
只有吃遍中土大地的神喵俠侶。
有位傳說中的神師. 柯宏親Khc,
因緣際會替這對璧人拍了張肖像,
原來俠侶已從日出東方之地,
一路吃穿黃金杜拜來到遙遠的水都。
神師柯大俠見其行述,深受感動
以光為顏料,以聖馬可廣場為畫布,
佐以在聖光中凝結之雨水,
於ISPWP國際專業婚禮攝影師協會大獎,
榮獲佳績,昨日飛鴿報喜:
http://imgur.com/w56OoOa
經典裡從此添了對俠侶。
同日,書生起新房,成了家立了業。
江湖傳唱:
「拔長劍,跨神喵,吃貨俠侶路迢迢。」
http://imgur.com/xLPKjYC
四年光陰回首過,
還好書生貼了文俠女吃了榜。。。
http://imgur.com/tYzsz6a
「PTT大神啊~請問在O2到底能不能得到幸福呢?」
可以的,只要用心埋梗,
然後誠心許願,寫下這個咒語:
http://imgur.com/bzzwmJe
書生祝福你/妳
http://imgur.com/TYowoDF
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※ 編輯: komoro (110.30.137.147), 09/07/2015 23:57:47
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以下有圖有真相,如何一秒變身成俠女
http://imgur.com/temr91a
(優雅前)
http://imgur.com/gLLwKp1
(變身後)
※ 編輯: komoro (110.30.137.147), 09/08/2015 16:41:02
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