[轉錄][MV]"然後我就射了"
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: AngelSlay (S.W.) 看板: sex
標題: [MV]"然後我就射了"
時間: Tue Dec 9 13:54:42 2008
上禮拜六才在Comedy Central的SNL首播的MV短片 "Jizz in my pants"
我想翻譯成"然後我就射了"再也合適不過了.
(這大概是本年度最棒的MV之一吧...)
Youtube HD版
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt=22
兩天之內一百五十萬人次觀賞的神作品
和之前滿有名的Dick in a box是同一票人搞出來的
附上歌詞:
Jizz in my pants
ANDY & JORMA
AKIVA as the DJ
JT as the Janitor
Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz
in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
Jizz in my pants
ANDY & JORMA
AKIVA as the DJ
JT as the Janitor
Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler
(Andy)
橫跨房間交錯視線
我在節奏轟鳴中放下酒杯
提起妳的手交換姓名
沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲
我們走過煙霧瀰漫的人群
我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上
親密接觸雷射飛舞
肢體交錯天使慟哭
離開這裡前往妳家
享受剩餘今宵
妳耳語道: 想要更多
然後我就射了
我跟你保證我從來沒這樣過
我不會道歉, 那樣很蠢
都是妳的性感舞姿的錯
我都射了
別跟妳的朋友講, 不然我會宣揚妳很賤
而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的
我很敏感, 有些人說這是優點
我要回家換衣服
(Jorma)
我去買些東西
只想一個人獨處
心碎的我不想尋歡
我驚訝的往前看
看到結帳台前有張面孔
我的心跳與時空猛然停止
沒想到感覺突然變得如此真實
看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴
她轉頭盯著我的臉, 開口:
"現金還是信用卡?"
然後我就射了
這很正常! 我很正常!
但是我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下
現在我表現得如此尷尬
因為我射了
講老實話是妳剛剛在調情不斷
而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾
別再表現出妳的唾棄
對了
我要用支票
(Andy)
上個禮拜我看了場電影
記憶中應該是個恐怖片
我走出戲院走入雨中
打開電話剛好被妳接通
然後我就射了
(Jorma)
紅燈閃爍飆車上街
想靠速度逃避自己
耳邊響起一首回憶起妳我的歌
然後我就射了
(Andy)
隔天我鬧鐘響
然後我就射了
(Jorma)
打開窗戶颳起涼風
然後我就射了
(Andy)
布魯斯威利在靈異第六感最後面死了
然後我就射了
(Jorma)
我咬了一口葡萄
然後我就射了
然後我就射了
然後我就射了
好了好了給我認真點
*合唱*
每次妳站在我旁邊我就射了
每次妳牽我的手就像和我上床
你說我很幼稚我說這叫激情
我時時刻刻都戴著保險套以防萬一
因為我射了
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